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Born Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

jacky138 - August 25, 2017, 10:51 pm
YOU SLIMY SCUMBAG WARLUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT PRIVATE PYLE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORPS!
eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


DON'T CONFUSE ME. -




PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


COMPLICATION... -


TAGS: complicated life born string attach
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:16 pm
I don't know about the number of strings but thanks everyone... Honestly did not expect such a response... Cheers, once again :)
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yep. Boys have 1 more string than girls do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Two strings?
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:03 am
Yes!!! Very nice. And some of us with 2 strings.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2012, 7:26 am
Well played!
Budog - April 26, 2012, 4:37 am
Thinking outside the box, or should I say uterus... 5L
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 10:51 pm
OOOOOH, yeah. 5ure ‘nough
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 9:01 pm
F***ing brilliant Ricky... 5L


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rick17126

sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other photos of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


ROCKS - Thats the way they are born.


TAGS: rocks born geology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Frederico

Bartimaeus - September 6, 2009, 3:13 am
lol the guy from the Never Ending Story is getting some.


SHIT!!! - SHIT!!! i left my wallet in there!!!




IRON PATRIOT - At least he's a step up from that other asshole!


TAGS: iron man ironman patriot ironpatriot dark avengers norman osborne
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by tille

Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:37 am
IRON PATRIOT Who would he torture? And how?????


GET UP STAND UP -




STUPID -


TAGS: perseverence faith stubborn stupid hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 8:43 pm
And that kids, is why I became asexual.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
5BJ, you might want to see a doctor about that. =)
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 8:20 pm
Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:19 pm
I will say yes to the mansaf, but the man-staff... sorry jammy... you're not exactly my type...not enough fur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2012, 3:42 pm
*man-staff. You want hammy to take your man-staff?
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:58 pm
Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm
thank you :)
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am
funny -
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:49 am
means a lot greens :D and yeah sure vundabar hehe *who is this guy ? *
LLmayhem - April 13, 2012, 11:18 pm
vundabar
Greeny - April 13, 2012, 7:32 pm
N1-fav'd


SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


SO LOOK... - And so that truckers are born, jimmy.


TAGS: trucker born on truck
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by James

CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
LMAO @ fatt matt
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
There is a Optimus Prime prostate joke in there somewhere. He'll find it.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
I just wanted to be the first to say...Huh? And WTF?


INTEGRITY -


TAGS: office staunch motivational stubborn
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Great posters this morning Smegdaniele.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:00 pm
well 5aid


MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


CHRISTMAS 1944 -


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
cool
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the photo's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
Brilliant
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
Excellence.
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


WAKE UP... -




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


PT BARNUM - was right


TAGS: a sucker born every minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
nice one airman 5L's
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:58 am
I hear they have a sweet, crunchy taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:57 am
NO...no acid....not after the last time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
I barely own my car......I'm not likely to own a home any time soon......I do have an ant farm...
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
HA! moo does have a wild streak
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
my neighbours are Rocky and Bullwinkle and yogi bear.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
He was thinking heifer on acid.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Home Owners Association. What? I thought you Canuckians knew aboot these socialist organizations?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
HOA?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
I found the full size picture but ever since i seen that poster i cant think of anything else for it
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:49 am
Your HOA must love you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Canada....caption could be Way better though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
I don't have a lawn....so there!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
http://www.funlol.com/14653/Mexican_ghostbusters.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
Thanks! Viva la Revolution!!!!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
dont say that to loud. he'll poison your lawn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:45 am
At least until my coup against Aggy and the Mexican Mafia plays out.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
HA! congrats you creepy bastard lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
No PB....and I'm just an approval mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
What......No love for Mooooooooooooo.....alright then, I still love you.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
you didn't have to "clean up" any peanut butter to get that job did ya?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
When the 13th level of hell opened up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
a few hours ago. You want some of this bitch?....lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:40 am
It has never been proven that he made that quote...In fact,Michael Cassius McDonald is more likely to have coined the phrase.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:39 am
HOLY SHIT MOO+! when did you become a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:37 am
there's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum quote.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
picture made me laugh but i dont understand the caption
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I love it! 5L
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMAO! Amsome Airman. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:05 pm
BOOM!! 5 1/2 dollar lions!


HUMANS -


TAGS: cancer humans stubborn hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 6, 2011, 4:37 pm
well we caught it way too late.
falloutghoul - September 5, 2011, 11:02 pm
If we caught it early enough, treatment would've made it go away.


ALONE -




when Irish eyes are smiling, -




SO JIMBO -




Stubbornness -




Two Most Important Days -




THE 60'S -


TAGS: deacade roast born 60 s
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by champ99

Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:51 pm
The most entertainment for the money!


Armed Forces Day -




REINCARNATION -




JEREMY TAYLOR - “Love is friendship, set on fire.” And marriage is the thing that is born out of the ashes




YOUNG MISTER CULOS -




MONSTERS -


TAGS: child abuse monsters arent born
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:19 pm

we care because the timmys are, well timmys
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:19 pm

we care because the timmys are, well timmys
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:13 pm
Thanks Guys, And rerun Who Cares, these Comments Are enough To make Me proud for years.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 9:01 pm
*Hammy
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent edgy poster Whammy. 5L
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:00 pm

making comments like that is only baiting them...
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
I Enjoyed My stay At The Top, You Sure Took your time 1l bomber :)
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 6:28 pm
The Pot Calling The Kettle Black :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:57 pm
I find this poster to be deeply disturbing....I also find Hammy to be deeply disturbing....5L
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
thanks guys
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

nice one dude...as always. 5 monsters for you!
Bartimaeus - August 9, 2010, 3:03 pm
Well, I'd hate to insult you but...5L
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 2:55 pm
thanks A Lot Man. And I will.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
Amsome! 5L is an insult to this Hammy. Keep it up.


RESTRAINING ORDER - She's gonna need one. All it takes is that special girl to become a stalker.




GREG INGLIS - State of origin ‘Queenslanders’ define origin as ‘wherever the hell I want to play'




HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?


TAGS: hey guys what are you looking at 101st airborne
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Jonneria

sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.


WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Your shouting is making my fingers slip




rights -


TAGS: born that way
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 12:42 pm
Little Beastie Boy: You gotta fight For your right To be a turrrrr-tllle
chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 10:48 am
Thanks MissP! I don't know what got into me last night, got bit by the motibug. I'm recovering now.
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:42 am
Heya little...nice way to come back.


public service announcement billboard -




royalty -


TAGS: some are born into it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 21, 2013, 10:02 am
‘Mere’ clown??!! Don’t tell that to sickartist (thank YOU, Missy)
MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 1:15 am
And isn't it a shame that his only son Ronald is nothing more than a mere clown...5L with a big thanks for the late night giggle.


SPOT THE LOON -




SELF-ADMIRATION -


TAGS: narcissism pride stubborn insecurity
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
How are things Aggy?
Produceman117 - July 12, 2010, 12:06 am
Well written. 5L.


DESTINY -


TAGS: mods ban timmys we were born to moderate
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by rerun

Silverheart - April 11, 2017, 8:49 am

Good to hear. Have good, if entirely too busy, day.
rerun - April 9, 2017, 6:54 pm

I am alive and well. Just so busy I barely have time to even talk to my wife.
Silverheart - April 9, 2017, 7:06 am

Chicken butt. (just seeing if you're alive)
rerun - April 8, 2017, 6:17 pm

I'm afraid to ask.
Silverheart - April 8, 2017, 12:50 pm

Guess what?
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:53 am
Heya Rerun. Nicely done.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:46 am

funny, MC came up I google kid hammer
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 12:45 am
STOP.....Hammertime!


ACHIEVEMENT -




IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.




REBIRTH - It's not about wriggling out of a hole headfirst for a second time....




ROCK-N-ROLL GOOD 2 GO! - Medic slang for This patients been "STABILIZED" bring on the next one.


TAGS: rock n roll assignment help for haiti 82nd airborne
Rating: 1.83/5

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_Ally - January 27, 2010, 3:23 pm
It really isn't all that great of a poster. The caption could have been better.
[email protected] - January 27, 2010, 12:46 pm
wot doese everybody want but know-one likes?....getting excactly what they wanted. Really re-thinking that whole leave a comment thang. It's like having LEBRON JAMES judging your jump shot.
rerun - January 27, 2010, 12:45 am

yeo - If you want higher vote count submit better material. Don't bitch about what you get. If you continue to bitch about it, you will find out that your options are very limited
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:41 pm
ROCK-N-ROLL GOOD FOR 1 LION!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 10:51 pm
Yeodawg, please just stop. Or at least log in more often than once a year and learn how it's done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2010, 10:46 pm
Agreed.....1 Lion.
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:07 pm
poster sucks ass! 1 lion
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 10:04 pm
First of all, we cant give it a 2.5, we can only give it a 1,2,3,4,5 no decimal places. Now moving on to how I voted. I gave it a one. My reasoning, it sucks. Theres your comment.
[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 9:55 pm
Screw You if you vote below 2.5 LIONS you should be forced to leave a comment.


Reborn from the ashes -




Cougar Club -


TAGS: famous women cougars boyfriends single born
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 16, 2016, 9:52 am
At my age I'll take any of the above.
CloudchaserS - June 16, 2016, 9:17 am
Sometimes I wonder if a woman who goes out with women half her age is a cougar, what's a man who goes out with women half his age? A man who likes men half his age? A woman who likes women half her age?


Stupidity -




BIRTH -


TAGS: newborn birth phrases
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 2:44 pm
Sometimes it good to know mom's love that face...the world would be much less populated if they didn't...teehee thanks for the 5L
JesusWept - April 29, 2013, 6:05 am
So true! My mum once showed me a photo of me when i was newborn. I nearly puked LOL. You get 5 points from me :))


Sometimes -


TAGS: stubborn cute kitten
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 24, 2015, 11:12 pm
LOL! Gotta watch out for that rebound impact, Oldsod!
Oldsod - June 24, 2015, 5:58 pm
I know I bounce...it's usually the second impact that does the damage, though.


Things you can say about mules... -




My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars -




EVERYTHING IS FUNNY -


TAGS: airborne skateboarder emasculating landing poster
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 6:37 pm
Malicious pleasure - the only true pleasure :D ^^^^^


To nothing -


TAGS: wither born die moment
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:09 pm

that gave me goosebumps.


Raspy Utterances -




scott weiland -




EDUCATION -


TAGS: starts when you re born mariand
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - December 3, 2012, 3:40 pm
I'm just curious...don't you think that her children will have alot to learn from watching those tattoos while they'll be breast feeded?


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